https://livinginaurora.ca Living In Aurora Ontario Canada Mon, 13 Jan 2020 19:51:13 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.0.38 https://livinginaurora.ca/humor/next-time-around-i-will-knocked-your-blue-tooth-out/ https://livinginaurora.ca/humor/next-time-around-i-will-knocked-your-blue-tooth-out/#comments Sat, 23 Apr 2011 19:16:35 +0000 http://livinginaurora.ca/?p=1109

Today I went to shop at the Foodland supermarket located at the St. Andrew’s plaza in Aurora on Orchard Heights Blvd. They had some good deals there, but mainly I needed green beans for the Easter Sunday. What is it with green beans anyway? This past week I visited three different places, and two things, the green beans were terrible; and the price – I don’t want to talk about. So no green beans for Easter – just broccoli and rapini. Finally I got to the milk area. While I reached for the milk and was ready to put a bag of milk into the cart, another lady was doing just the same. We were very close, almost touching shoulders.

‘Oh my God!‘ – she yelled.

‘What? What happened? Is there something with the milk? Broken bag – spilled milk? Where, are you wet? Oh no don’t tell me its bugs? Oh is there an animal crawling from the fridge behind the milk? What happened? Are you okay?‘ – I almost replied yelling, as I realized she wasn’t talking to me, it was her friend wrapped around her ear, the Bluetooth.

Well next time someone yells into my ear like that – I will yell back or knocked your blue tooth out.]]> https://livinginaurora.ca/humor/next-time-around-i-will-knocked-your-blue-tooth-out/feed/ 1